Barista/Barber

Dear Diary,

Today I went to a coffee place that was also a barbershop. When I ordered a shot of espresso, the barista asked if I "called about a haircut." I said "no, but should I have?" I was making a joke. The barista didn't laugh. Instead they said "Yeah. Your hair looks like shit. If you aren't getting a haircut, you need to get the fuck out. We can't have someone with such an ugly mess of hair sitting in our establishment."

Ugh. Why does this always happen to me.