Growth Spurt

Dear Diary,

I'm waking up at midnight every night to bake and eat a DiGiorno's Supreme Bake At Home Pizza, just like I did when I was 15 and going through my growth spurt. I'm afraid that my appetite may be indicative of a growth spurt round 2. 

I can't afford to grow 5 inches and have none of my pants fit. Pants are too expensive (which I don't get - they are just two fabric tubes (I should learn how to knit pants (I'd save a ton of cash (plus maybe be less stressed about a potential growth spurt)))).