Toilet Water

Dear diary,

I finally took a sip of toilet water. I’ve wanted to do it for a long time. I haven’t had the time to try toilet water until now. 

Usually when I want to do something that people would disapprove of I never do it. Plus, I’ve made a habit of punishing myself (by listening to Wrecking Ball by Miley, but backwards, over and over) for even thinking about going against the grain. But not this time.

I don’t think I’ll drink toilet water again. Maybe! It tasted like tap water. I’m just really impressed I dipped a mug in there and tried it.