Treasure

Dear Diary,

I was picking my nose this morning, and I found actual treasure.  A small, gold encrusted gem was in my nostril, and I don't know what to do with it. I think its a ruby, but I'm not sure. 

How did it get there? Are there more? Do you think I can pay my rent with it?

I know you can't respond, Diary, but sometimes I wish you could.