Plantain Chips

Dear diary,

Today I ate three times more plantain chips than I had originally planned on eating. Now, I'm dealing with the physical and emotional ramifications of my over-indulgence.

Physically, I'm feeling full, slimy, briney, unsettled, and on edge.

Emotionally, I'm feeling disquieted, disappointed, angry, and horny.

I'm not sure when these feelings will pass, nor how I'll weather the storm.  I'm going to try going for a walk, and drinking a black and white milkshake.