Marshmallow Chef

Dear diary,

I woke up particularly tired this morning. Last night I dreamt I was a marshmallow chef with a big catering order of marshmallow lasagna due by lunch.

I don’t know the recipe for marshmallow lasagna. I ended up making Rice Krispies Treats but with dry pasta instead of Rice Krispies. It looked bad.

I never heard if the customer liked it; in the dream I handed the finished pans of marshmallow lasagna to our delivery person, and then they stabbed me with a pen and I woke up. They stabbed me because I didn’t hold the door for them on their way in. I couldn’t - I was busy cooking! I don’t get it.