Kernels

Dear Diary,

I'm worried. A couple of days ago, I spilled a dozen popcorn kernels in my bed. I don't want to get into to how or why, but the loose kernels are causing me stress.

I'm worried that while I’m sleeping my body heat is going to heat up a kernel to its popping point. I’m worried its going to pop against my back and startle me. I’m worried the pop will leave a mark and during beach season I’ll have to explain to all my summer friends what happened.

I can’t find the kernels (because my sheets are light tan) but I know they are in there. I’d find out where they were if my warmth turned them into popcorn, but I don’t think a dozen scares is a fair trade.

For now, I’m going to keep my bedroom cool and give my sheets a good shake out.