Big Clothes

Dear diary,

Over the last few years I've lost a significant amount of weight, and now most of my clothes are too big. Even though I can't really wear those clothes without looking like a baby wearing his daddy's hoodie that is made out of curtains, I'm afraid to get rid of the clothes. 

I'm afraid I'll gain the weight back and need those clothes. Its like I'm keeping a cast from an broken arm after everything has healed.

“Actually doc, I probavky will mess this whole thing up again, so i might as well keep this plaster in my closet.”

At my current rate of roast beef consumption, my fears are reasonable.